On Saturday night we went to dinner with Uncle John, Aunt Mary, and my friend Olivia. After dinner we played just outside the restaurant – there is a little play area with shops, benches, and a gelato stand. Dinner wasn’t that filling for me so I spent a lot of time trying to eat the gravel in the play area. When I wasn’t eating the gravel I was helping Olivia gather rocks to fill our empty gelato cups. That seemed a little more productive than some of the other kids who were throwing rocks at each other. We had a lot of fun together and I hope I become as pretty as Olivia when I am 3 years old.
This is the 100th installment of The Chubby Chronicles. In light of this milestone and also because I am maturing from a baby to a little girl, Daddy says that we are going to change the name from The Chubby Chronicles to something less babyish once I drop out of the 99th percentile for weight. If that doesn’t happen by this time next year he said we will just change the name to “Kid with Weight Problem” and perhaps we will start running Lipitor ads. I told him that if I don’t have a brother or sister “in process” by then we can start running Cialis ads too. I’ll teach him to mess with me.
This is the 100th installment of The Chubby Chronicles. In light of this milestone and also because I am maturing from a baby to a little girl, Daddy says that we are going to change the name from The Chubby Chronicles to something less babyish once I drop out of the 99th percentile for weight. If that doesn’t happen by this time next year he said we will just change the name to “Kid with Weight Problem” and perhaps we will start running Lipitor ads. I told him that if I don’t have a brother or sister “in process” by then we can start running Cialis ads too. I’ll teach him to mess with me.
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