Today I went to Aunt Chiann’s house for a little while. My friend Luke was asleep while I was there but I played with his older brother Donnie who is 5 years old. Since I am only 18 months old, that means that Donnie is a little more than 3 times older than me which is great because everyone knows that boys like younger girls. I confirmed this with Daddy and when Mommy left the room he agreed that when he is 60 years old, a 20 year old girl might be appealing.
Daddy’s little dream world notwithstanding, as you can see I am quite a catch for Donnie even though he doesn’t realize it yet and tries to play hard to get. He makes me giggle and when I see him I follow him everywhere. He tries to not pay too much attention to me but that makes me drawn to him even more. I even kissed him a few times today but he didn’t seem all that interested which made me want to kiss him more. Next time I see him, I am going to wear my prettiest dress and shoes and see if my beauty still doesn’t interest him. If my plans of seduction don’t work next time, I think I will just tackle him and inform him that he is supposed to like me. We weigh about the same so I think I could take him. Being a big girl has some advantages.
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