“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus” – Ozzy Osbourne
Happy Birthday, Mommy. You share a special day with the prince of darkness so Daddy and I figured that a nice meaningful quote from him would add life to your day.
You were born a long time ago – in the 1970s. I bet a lot has changed since then. After all, in the 70s the economy was bad…okay, bad example. But back then there were times when gas was really expensive and hard to find…Hmmm, I guess kind of like much of this year. Back then you didn’t have cool TV shows like Sesame Street and 60 Minutes…oops, you did. Back then there was this phenomenal swimmer who won 7 gold medals and surely nobody could ever beat that record….Shoot!, forgot about that Phelps guy. I guess there were also some issues in the Middle East back then too.
I guess really nothing has changed Mommy – sorry. Hope you have a nice birthday anyway – Daddy and I love you very much.
Happy Birthday, Mommy. You share a special day with the prince of darkness so Daddy and I figured that a nice meaningful quote from him would add life to your day.
You were born a long time ago – in the 1970s. I bet a lot has changed since then. After all, in the 70s the economy was bad…okay, bad example. But back then there were times when gas was really expensive and hard to find…Hmmm, I guess kind of like much of this year. Back then you didn’t have cool TV shows like Sesame Street and 60 Minutes…oops, you did. Back then there was this phenomenal swimmer who won 7 gold medals and surely nobody could ever beat that record….Shoot!, forgot about that Phelps guy. I guess there were also some issues in the Middle East back then too.
I guess really nothing has changed Mommy – sorry. Hope you have a nice birthday anyway – Daddy and I love you very much.
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