I was sound asleep but Daddy told me that the sled landed on our roof and Santa slid down the chimney without making a peep. He carefully placed my toys around the tree and ate the two cookies I left for him while his reindeer grazed on the magic oats I left for them outside.
Contrary to Daddy’s story, Mommy told me that Santa sat on his fat a$$ all night. He ate my cookies and finished another dozen or so while his fingers got tired playing Xbox. Mrs. Claus wrapped the gifts and left them under the tree while Santa slept.
I wish Mommy and Daddy would get their stories together. Nonetheless, Christmas was wonderful. I got lots of wonderful toys and I spent a lot of time playing with my toys and my family.
Happy New Year!
Contrary to Daddy’s story, Mommy told me that Santa sat on his fat a$$ all night. He ate my cookies and finished another dozen or so while his fingers got tired playing Xbox. Mrs. Claus wrapped the gifts and left them under the tree while Santa slept.
I wish Mommy and Daddy would get their stories together. Nonetheless, Christmas was wonderful. I got lots of wonderful toys and I spent a lot of time playing with my toys and my family.
Happy New Year!
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