I wanted to try nude art for the first time but none of my friends would let me paint them nude so I decided to simply paint in the nude myself. As you can see from the pictures I have got two poses for you, “the thinker” and “the stinker.” Painting in the nude was not as exciting as I thought it would be so I decided to paint my body instead like you would see one of those freaks do on HBO’s Real Sex shows. Don’t tell Mommy I have watched that.
Speaking of painting, we had a painter come over to work on my brother’s room. She showed up late today and as a result won’t be finished until tomorrow. You have to be firm with people like this so I told her “Grandma, don’t be late tomorrow!”
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