A Time to be Thankful

I am thankful for all of the food we are going to eat on Thanksgiving.

I am thankful that the Pilgrims had the first Thanksgiving with the Native American Indians.

I am thankful that we purchased Manhattan from the Native American Indians for $24 because that seems like a pretty good deal.

I am thankful that I have a Daddy that loves me very much.

I am thankful that we watch hockey, football, baseball, poker, and CNBC together in high definition as was meant for fathers and daughters.

I am thankful that they kicked Rosie off The View. Now I wish they would kick the rest off.

I am thankful that I have a Mommy that loves me very much and takes care of me each day.

I am thankful that I have a group of friends that I play with each week.

I am thankful that The Bachelor ended because it didn’t matter who won, they are all losers.

I am thankful that I will see some of my relatives on Thanksgiving.

I will be thankful if my relatives do not discuss politics on Thanksgiving so that nobody has a heart attack.

I am thankful that my puppy loves me and lets me pull on his ears and tail.

I am thankful that my Aunt Lori loves me and promises to teach me how to “properly dance” in da clubs someday.

I will be thankful when Daddy allows me to go out with Aunt Lori when I turn 35.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!